Stickers & Accessories – Sysadmin Swag That Sticks

Not every battle requires a hoodie or a T-shirt. Sometimes all you need is a sticker that says it all.

Our stickers and accessories are built for sysadmins, IT pros, and tech warriors who want to slap a little grumpiness on their laptop, server rack, or water bottle.

  • Durable vinyl stickers that can survive coffee spills, road trips, and questionable office humor

  • Accessories that let you carry the Grumpy Sysadmin attitude everywhere you go

  • Perfect for laptops, desktops, server doors, or just marking “this switch is mine”

  • Designed with the same sarcasm and grit you’ll find in every Grumpy Sysadmin video

Because sometimes the simplest gear makes the loudest statement: Yes, I’m grumpy. No, I won’t fix your printer.

👉 Collect them, stick them, and stay grumpy — one accessory at a time.