Grumpy Sysadmin Mouse Pad – Stay Grumpy at Your Desk

Because every sysadmin knows: uptime depends on caffeine, sarcasm, and a reliable mouse pad.

This Grumpy Sysadmin mouse pad keeps your battle station running smooth while adding just the right amount of attitude to your desk. Whether you’re remoting into servers, gaming after hours, or ignoring yet another “my WiFi is down” ticket, this pad has you covered.

Why it belongs on your desk:
Durable polyester surface for precision tracking
Non-slip rubber base (because rage-sliding your mouse across the desk isn’t productive)
Crisp Grumpy Sysadmin logo front and center
Standard size: 9.25" × 7.75" (fits any setup)
Easy to clean — coffee spills don’t stand a chance

From datacenter to home office, this is the one accessory that won’t let you down (unlike that printer in accounting).

👉 Keep your clicks sharp, your desk grumpy, and your uptime steady.